George Carlin, Jammin’ In New York, 1992

This is from ‘92 bruh…

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Fuck an award, give him a presidency.

I’d vote for him

(Source: kittiezandtittiez, via halcyondaysofchildhood)

"Just remember when you’re ignoring her, you’re teaching her to live without you."
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"You may think that your only choices are to swallow your anger or throw it in someone’s face. But there is a third option; you can just let it go. And only when you do that is it really gone, and you can move forward."
Ted Mosby, HIMYM (via psych-facts)


  • Me: This older generation pisses me off so much
  • Therapist: Why?
  • Me: Because when I was growing up, we were forcefed the idea that if we didn't want to be 'flipping burgers at McDonalds,' then we'd better go to college.
  • Therapist: And?
  • Me: And now we've all gone to college, have degrees, can't get a damn job, and the same people that told us to go to college call us entitled assholes because we refuse to flip burgers
  • Therapist: Touche

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